Mera Bharat ….( ! Mayhem ! ) – Part #3

Reading Maximum City by Suketu Mehta gave me wonderful insight into the ‘workings’ of Mumbai. Half way through, I felt that the city that I love is like a big onion with layers of truth, deception, lies, crime and everything under the Sun. While the interesting part is that Mumbai is actually India, the rest of the country is no different. They just have less to peel.

Hyderabad will and always has been my other soul. The city that I grew up with told and continue to tell me stories. Childhood’s perception was so nice and wonderful that I get to look only at paradise with occasional blips. Teens have been transformed into building wisdom around living and let live theories. College days were ecstatic and enthusiastic and PG days were eye openers. Life in that Metro had been a bliss. For every good story even like Ramayana, there is Ravan, a ten-headed evil doer who along with himself take his people down. Unfortunately for the modern day Ramayana, there are no Ramas; Ravans, aplenty.

Politics in modern India was more to do with power than people and the willingness to mud-sliding reminds me of the village buffaloes enjoying their time in whatever slut they find. Of course, it is not only crime but unapologetic to compare  our politicians to anything living or dead, even coincidentally! I do not know for certainty if ‘kharma’ is a Sanskrit word or not, but in India, politicians do the ‘karma’ and people bear the ‘kharma’. In Telugu/Sanskrit language karma is deed while kharma is bad fate.

The other day there was a small debate between few of us in the office over lunch about the Telangana agitation. One of the person argued that, what the agitation is all about is to get back to status quo when Telangana was indeed a separate state. I asked him “what is so significant about that particular period of history?”. We had many kingdoms in the past and for that matter much of India was under single umbrella when the great emperor Asoka was ruling the land. Why not go back to that Status Quo? While this is more of an argument, the pinching point of discussion was that of a B.Tech. student from Osmania who committed suicide because one of the Congress leaders lost his election. He had a oath upon himself that he will kill himself in joy if that person does not win the election. The entire Telangana agitators made that student a hero because he sacrificed for the cause of  Telangana. No where in his will nor his intentions point that fact. He was more of a stupid and a loser who doesn’t know anything but commit suicide. Never even once he might have thought that life is a gift of God and he could have utilized it for better. Nor he had thought of his parents and family as they grieve in shame over their son’s coward act for rest of their lives.

Incident like this bloat the chapters of history with permanent ink of blood. They make the words underneath breath heavy highlighting the foreground and keep the writing in the background to fading black. The battle of good vs evil is a never ending cycle and people take sides that in their best interest. The people are really at war having no clue that the kings that are fighting with each other are counting how many soldiers have died rather than whose soldiers have died. They do not care about sides, they care about power.

Enemy of the State

Well, there are many in India,  most of them are of course politicians, very rarely the terrorists come into picture. At least according to some news reports, it seems that the Central Govt. had received intelligence inputs that KCR was planning a massive riot the day after Chidambaram has announced that they will work on Telangana and hence the decision was made. Irrespective of the truth that lies beneath, where in the world is our administration. Is this the way we safeguard our country? Why in the world are our armed forces lay down their lives? Why do they have to protect us?

The Telangana issue is a NATIONAL SHAME. KCR is an enemy of the State. He should have been ‘eliminated’ long time back. He is a Frankenstein made by the greedy politicians. Does people of AP has any responsibility? Street fighters, goondas and headless students are the light of the day now with law and order trashed to the corner. Congress is on face saving mode and State Govt. is literally impotent.

Wake up people! There won’t be any God reincarnating to save you from these daemons. Its you who needs to take care of yourself and its you who decide whom you want to give your welfare to. Stop being jerks and raise your voice.

Goats, Pigs and Politics

My sincere apologies for Goats and Pigs as I am about to compare them with people. I know that they deserve better status in the ecosystem but unfortunately they have become slang for human behavioral patterns.

Goats
Few people of Telangana (mind it, they are not citizens of India as they do not show any respect to the land of the law) have supposedly sacrificed their lives hearing the news that KCR has been remanded to custody. So dear goats, do you really care about KCR that you put him before your life which you owe to your family and parents? Either you are stupid or you are mentally retarded, any way the world would not mourn for such idiots in the first place, but pity your decision did hurt your family members, so you are better off not staying on this planet and thank you. Some other goats (again people) disrupted normal life of other fellow citizens by declaring so called ‘Bandh’. I do not know what constitutional right gives them the authority to stage such acts and where the keepers of law and order are? You have to actually beat a goat to follow a person (coming up shortly) like KCR.

Pigs, sorry Pig
Now there are people who are equivalently moron but differ themselves in dictating to goats. KCR is one such person. A criminal by constitution he had long forgone his human nature and turned a pig, BIG. His Telangana movement is so flawed and simultaneously a laughter. His ambition to become CM for at least some part of the land has made him turn a crook and kept him in the law books under various acts of crime, no less than kidnapping, robbery, murder, pimp and flesh trade. His people cheating act of fast-unto-death on November 29th was such a shameless act that I am even ashamed of comparing him with a pig as at least it contributes something to the ecology around us. People even eat port, but this bastard is worthless, his blood in blue.

Politics
The above two, didn’t get it. Goats+Pigs.

Where is the society headed ?

YSR surpassed in death the popularity of NTR

YSR’s death leads to spate of suicides

These headlines from different news sources gives us more than stories, they give me goosebumps. Where exactly is the society heading? The very meaning of ‘Development’ in India has lost its sense, pride and more over civilian morality. Who exactly is YSR Reddy? A freedom fighter? A Nobel Literate ? A renowned scientist? A history maker?

He is a ‘regular’ politician with equal or more ambitions than his predecessors to ‘rule’ the state. Upon his death people committed suicide? I cannot think of anything more ridiculous than this? What justification can console those parents who lost a child, what tears would put off the fire of those kids who lost their parent? Have they thought for a second what goes in their families. I guess not and there is no point in crying over such stupid bastard citizens.

GreatAndhra website has taken net-journalism to new lows. It is not wrong to take side to one political party but it would be a shame to report in-factual news, untrue reports and committing the crime of copying news from authentic sources without permission and sometimes crediting them for wrong stuff. I guess the morality in Indian society had died long time back and man-to-man respect is a rare commodity. YSR Reddy’s death has more than proved what the society stands for and in people’s view they are ‘developing’.

Pig, Politics & More..

Thanks to TV-9 free telecast (for time-being) in USA on Dish Network. Lately I have been watching bits and pieces of the 24/7 News channel and I am literally shocked to see of what is happening back in India.

  1. A pig was doing rounds in a temple and people have decided to build a temple for that creature as they think that it is ‘divine’ now. I guess we need to send all the stray animals in India into temples to make sure they are taken care of. No need for temples, just treat them humanely.
  2. A fake link was established between Jr.NTR’s party with an accident by someone and the Media had been feeding on this fodder for quite a while. The ethics of Media were so low that a Buffalo would be proud of eating ‘just grass’.
  3. Rosaiah had questioned Muddu Krishnama Naidu if he is a ‘real man’ in the Assembly. For heavens sake, there are more public issues to discuss than fighting over politician’s potency. Grow up you morons.
  4. Congress Party cadres in real-estate business are manipulating prices near Warangal on the pre-text that there will be an airport coming up soon. Its really amazing that they can build airports so quickly (Japan, you have a lesson to learn here) and people are such dumb fu**ing bastards that they allowed themselves to be lured. Do they eat airports or what? What is that bull-shit economical gain to live near a deaf-dumb polluting place like an airport.
  5. YSR and Babu were throwing tantrums at each other in Assembly, literally making the whole democratic process and the legislative procedures a big joke.
  6. A women in Bihar was assaulted in broad day-light in front of public by a bunch of goons while the Police were watching and capturing MMS on their mobiles. Long live Duryodhana and Dushaasana, you have your heirs.
  7. Acid in India is more available than pure drinking water. The number of acid attacks in India grew more than 3×10123456789% this year alone.
  8. Free water rides in Delhi. Heavy rains literally made Delhi submerged in water allowing all classes of life to have free water rides. You can swim, you can row, you can splash and you can wash.
  9. yatra nAryastu pUjyante ramante tatra devatAH. Read..

Jai Hind!

Obituary

This is a message to extend my deepest sympathies to the people of Andhra Pradesh. Not that I hate Congress or love any other party in general, but the rulers often decide the fate of the public. The state has been raped, looted and deprived of its resources and this will continue for the next 5 years as well. Of course it is the people of AP who are at fault of not learning from their mistakes. When only 60% of the people are represented the blame has to go to the people who does not vote. Those who does not think outside of their home boundaries are sure to suffer at the hands of their rulers.

The Democracy is long dead in India with people only responding to Liquor, Money, Power and Bribery. I am happy for the results at the Center as at least this time we will have a stable Government who can take decisions not based on political imbalance but for the good of the country (of course I know that I am joking) but, Dr. Manmohan Singh is no doubt a person of wonderful character and personality and I hope his ministry will keep up to his potential.

Andhra Pradesh meanwhile have gone to their old ways of supporting Kauravas (the only difference is that there are no Pandavas now) and ultimately pay the price of supporting ‘Adharma’. Satyam scan is a very small blip of many of the atrocities sponsored by the Govt. in the past 5 years and I can only hope that this time the number of scams are restricted to below 100,000 mark.

This is an obituary message to the death of prosperity of people of Andhra Pradesh.

Poor Shoes

Its been a ‘trend’ lately to huddle shoes over on political figures in India, even the PM is not spared. I really feel pity for these shoes. One, had they been used ‘regularly’, people could have called it real-value but the otherwise fate of being rocketed on politicians have degraded their status. Two, they do not get any credit what-so-ever! Its the launcher and the target who gets the fame, poor souls.

Anyway, not all flowers abode to the holy feet of God and not all shoes are designated, foot-wear. Don’t worry! Every ‘shoe’ will have its day.

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